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My Assassin’s Creed Wishlist

Ive made an easier list below, and a way more in depth after that
  1. 70’s Era Blaxploitation Film set in Harlem/Cali
  2. Modern Day Mexico and South America, assassinating drug lords
  3. Spanish Conquest of the Aztec Empire
  4. Russian Revolution
  5. Mars colony in the future
  6. Dynastic/Gunpowder Age China
  7. Indian Empire
  8. War on Terrorism in Iraq
  9. English colonization of Australia
  10. Balkans and Ottoman Empire during Skënderbeu’s Rebellion
  11. Greaser Assassins vs Soc Templars in Urban 50’s America
  12. World War 1
  13. Holocaust and World War 2
  14. 80’s Beverly Hills High School Coming-of-Age Movie: Karate Kid
  15. The British Isles during Medieval Times
  16. Roman Republic/Empire
  17. Go to a drug lord’s secret chinese island for the cia under the guise of a martial arts contender in his yearly contest (Enter the Dragon: The Game)
  18. Noir Gangland, NYC during Roaring Twenties, Jazz Age, Prohibition Era, Great Depression
  19. Mongolian Empire
  20. Zombie apocalypse set in Canada (for the snow)
  21. Cold War in Moscow, Berlin, London, Dallas, Cuba
  22. All of North Korean history
  23. Feudal/Empirical Japan
  24. Slasher film genre set in the 80’s with you as detective
  25. Ancient Greece
  26. A Modern Day Criminal Underworld (like John Wick)
  27. American Civil War
  28. Vietnam War
  29. Viking Age in Norway, Iceland, Greenland, and Canada
  30. Post Apocalyptic Wasteland (Mad Max)
  31. Wild West and California Gold Rush
Assassin’s Creed: Blaxploitation
Fight against the system as a black brotha (afro hoods, white templars, 70’s Harlem/Cali) just kidding keep scrolling
Assassin’s Creed: Cartel
Assassinate Mexican cartel drug lords. Kind of like Sicario. Parkour through Rio roofs.
Assassin’s Creed: Conquest
You are an eagle warrior in your Aztec community, fighting off rival natives. In your travels, you meet an old man who claims to know about the assassins that came with Columbus. You go meet the assassins and learn their ways in order to defeat the rivals. You learn that conquistador Templars have taken over the expeditions and plan to invade the city of Tenochtitlan. You later visit the seer Nezahualpilli and his omens confirm your fears. You gather your faces and defend your people against the conquistadors. However, the city still falls and surrenders. You fight against Cortez’s forces. You have to defend in the Massacre of Cholula and meet Moctezuma. You are forced to leave your homeland, living in the shadows and assassinating the Spanish from afar. Weapons include macuahuitl, atlatl, javelins, war bow, slings, poisonous blowguns, spear, tomahawk, club, knife, toledo sword, lances, arquebus, crossbows, hidden obsidian dagger. Aztec instruments. You're Eagle assassin outfit consists of a beaked helmet and a long feathered cloak. Quests include scalping Templars, assassinating Templars, saving children, defending the city, stealing weapons, capturing enemies, fighting rivals, looting missionaries, saving Aztecs from slavery and punishment after the colonization. You can climb palaces and boats and temples and pyramids and hunt jaguars. You can also assassinate Pizarro.
Assassin’s Creed: Czar
You are a Cossack assassin during the Russian Empire’s last days. You notice that Nicholas II is keeping people under his complete total rule. You organize revolution in order to restart the Russian government. You assassinate the czar and the czardom is over. You fight in the February and October Revolution. Weapons include bear spear, pick, fork, knout, shashka, falchion, karabela, morningstar, broad axe, sovnya, khanjali, crossbow, and hidden blade. You can climb up the colorful spiral towers in St Petersburg. You can hunt bear in the frozen wilderness. You lead the revolution. Classical orchestra music. You wear a traditional Cossack cavalry uniform with a Russian ushanka. Name could be Zaroff and you can own some hounds.
Assassin’s Creed: Deep Space/Colony
You are an Astronaut Assassin of the Fifth Colony of Mars in 2118. Most of the population of Earth (due to polluted and cancerous air) live in the Fifth Colony, with interplanetary travel being common. The Outer Space Treaty was violated by the New Templars, reformed by the Templar Grandmaster and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk, when you find that they have made a secret hidden moonbase. The New Templars have been building a WMD. You have to infiltrate the moonbase, kill space Templars, and travel the planets in your spaceship shaped like the assassin’s creed symbol. Weapons include the hidden energy blade, lightsaber, blasters, sticky bombs, heat ray, freeze ray, sonic ray, shock ray, portal ray (easy exit, cool assassination, or to pull a Templar through so you won't alert the other guards, like pulling them into a haystack or bush), plasma grenade, lazer whip, power gauntlets (like Jacqui Briggs), circular saw, chainsword, atom slicer knife, harpoons, emp bow and arrow. Soundtrack would be electronic and space opera. You would wear an orange and white thin space suit like from the movie The Martian. The visor would be pointed and can move up and down around the glass like a hood. The astronauts cap is also pointed and the shredded cape would float in zero gravity. You wear a space walk jetpack and the exosuit can change depending on the planet, such as radiation resistant on Earth and thermal on Pluto, Mercury, etc. You can visit any of the terrestrial planets, as well as the kuiper and asteroid belt. Quests include redirecting meteors, assassinating space templars, collecting space trash, visiting a hermit on Pluto, destroy templar weapons, etc. Cool features include leap of faith into a blackhole and coming out of another. You can also climb colony bases and the asteroid belt in low/zero gravity. Danger in climbing in space is flying too high up instead of down. You can perform a floating assassination, and a portal assassination. Spaceship combat will be featured, basically like naval combat from AC4 but in three dimensions. The missions, arrows, distances, maps, and special locations would all be in-game as a JARVIS type AI inside of the assassin suit. Should be 3d if that is even possible. Based on Star Wars, Star Trek, The Martian, and other space operas.
Assassin’s Creed: Dynasty
You are a Chinese Assassin during Dynastic China. You have to assassinate Templars and parkour in the Forbidden City. Something about the Terracotta Soldiers. Weapons include the fire arrow launcher, deer horn knives, hidden sai, butterfly sword, chain whip, changdao, musket, claw sickle, bow and arrow, jian, oriental saber, shuang gou hook sword, chui mace, emeici darts, fire lance (like in mad max), guandao, staff, hand cannon, ji spear, black powder canister, meteor hammer, pump flamethrower, qiang spear, repeating crossbow, rope dart, nunchucks, wind and fire wheels, stinkpot (to clear an area of enemies and civilians), trebuchet, tonfa, branched sword, roped dragon beard hook, chinese axe, . Traditional chinese music. You wear a long hooded monk robes. You are trained by both Shaolin Temple monks and Assassins. Crouching Dragon, Hidden Tiger type parkour. Assassinate Zhang Fei
Assassin’s Creed: Empire
You are a tech support for Abstergo.com. Jk. You receive a mysterious caller, who orders you to use an Animus. You find out that you're ancestor is an Indian Assassin of the Indian Empire. You have to protect the townsfolk when the greedy Sultan wants to use a genie lamp to accomplish the goals of the Templars. Parkour in the Taj Mahal. Hidden katar, chakram, tiger claws, pata, etc. Traditional Indian music. You wear traditional robes plus a pointed turban. Kind of like the Aladdin movie which is the only thing I know about India
Assassin's Creed: Extremist
You are a US Marines Air Force SEALS CounterTerrorist Special Forces Black Ops Assassin during the War on Terrorism. ISIS is an Abstergo-funded organization. You have to defeat Abstergo and ISIS while at home and in the Middle East. Quests include defusing bombs, clearing an area, invading the homes of terrorists and assassinating them, foiling a terrorist plot, stopping Abstergo shipments, killing Templars, gathering intel, sniping ISIS, etc. You wear an army fatigue patterned cloak, a backpack, army boots, kevlar armor, and a strapped Army helmet with a tinted black visor. Weapons include grenades, flash bangs, smokes, AK’s, AR’s, sniper rifles, tactical knives, fireman axe, transparent riot shield, dual pistols, and hidden blade. Eagle vision works as night vision. TEMPLARS DID 9/11! You can assassinate people by jumping from a helicopter. You can also interrogate people in cutscenes. You can also use a drone as an eagle. Muslim prayers in the city and dramatic score for war. Winter soldier theme is an extra. Based on movies like American Sniper, Zero Dark Thirty, other war films.
Assassin’s Creed: First Fleet
You are an Aboriginal Australian. Weapons include the waddy club, the boomerang, barbed spears, hidden barbed spearhead. When the first fleet comes, an assassin aboard meets you and warns you of a devious plot back on England. The templars plan to take over the land forcefully from the Aborigines. You decide to buddy up with the englishman in order to stop the templar invasion. The story is split between the Englishman and the Aborigine, allowing you to switch between them in combat, or as backup, just like in GTA V. You eventually kill the Templar, along with his idea of invasion. Outback open world and docks. Enemy ship docking. Traditional aboriginal music. You wear traditional Aboriginal clothes. Assassinate kangaroos and koalas. Helix rift on the Great Emu War.
Assassin’s Creed: Gold Eagle
You are an Albanian assassin. When the Ottomans took over your homeland and stole you from your family, you became a janissary with Skenderbeu. You join his rebellion and leave the Ottomans to rejoin the Albanians and save it from invasion. You fight against the Ottoman to defend the “Land of the Eagles”. Weapons include the curved sword, pikes, axes, long curved sword, bow, javelin, cannons, maces, the hidden stacked blade. You can climb up the castle in Krujë. Outfit underneath is the traditional white linen robes, except the black and red embroidered vest is longer and more like an assassin’s cloak and an albanian eagle and the white cap points down to cover the face. On top is normal scale and chainmail armor and a ram headed helmet that shrouds the face. Open world mountains+castle parkour. Skenderbeu theme from the 1954 movie.
Assassin’s Creed: Greaser
You are a greaser Assassin, and you have 50’s gang fights against the soc Templars. Hidden comb. Based on The Outsiders, West Side Story, Grease, and any other 50’s greaser culture.
Assassin’s Creed: Great War
You are an Allied Assassin during the time of WW1. You hear that Franz Ferdinand will be assassinated by the Templars in hopes of starting a chain reaction leading to a global war, so you go to Bosnia. However, you fail to stop the Black Hand, a Serbian sub-section of Templars, and the archduke is assassinated, leading to the Great War. You can visit cities like London, Paris, Austria-Hungary, Berlin, Russia, and everywhere else in Europe. You enlist in the British army and you are sent to the trenches. Eagle vision can be used to see over the trenches. Weapons include the hidden bayonet, rifle for shooting and clubbing and stabbing, machine guns, grenades, mustard gas, shrapnel shell, mortars, artillery guns, flamethrowers, mines, barbed wire, trench knives, sabers, and pistols. Quests include retrieving a body for a grieving family in Britain, riding in u-boats, having dogfights in biplanes, using tanks, decoding things like the Zimmerman telegram, decorating no man’s land with mines and barbed wire, assassinate Templars, killing the Red Baron in a dogfight, and assassinate German generals. Eagle vision can be used to see enemies through mustard gas and also spot out mines on no man’s land. Your outfit is a black and grey assassin trench coat, including a gas mask connected to the hood, which allows you to go through the mustard gas. Trench assassination can happen where you jump into the trench like an air assassination and assassinate the German Templars. With a biplane you can do a leap of faith with a parachute, dogfight against other planes, or bombard cities. Trenches can also be looted after they have been mortared. Dunkirk and wonder woman theme.
Assassin’s Creed: Holocaust
You are a Polish Jew during the holocaust with Creed lineage. He takes the family heirlooms, his great grandfather’s cloak and blade, with him before Nazis take his mom and the rest of town. He follows them close behind as they are led on a train. The assassin jumps on the train and rides it to camp, without alerting the Nazis. He helps the camp prisoners. However, when trying to steal bread for his mom, a Nazi catches him and he is taken prisoner. Before he is gassed, he escapes and rescues the rest of them. Then he starts a rebellion amongst the prisoners and they burn down the camp. The assassin then goes into Germany as a spy, giving info to e Americans. Once he gets close to Hitler, the war is over. On a mission for personal revenge, he tracks down Hitler in the bunker and kills the whole room, making it look like suicide. Side quests: attack guards stealthily, steal food, find medicine in Berlin, assassinate high officials, help hide Jews, decode messages, learn attack plans. Can use hook blade across telephone wires. Weapons include hidden harpe (sword+hook), mines, hidden pistol, grenade, and rifle (shooting and clubbing). You can also go to Hiroshima and Pearl Harbor. German and jewish songs soundtrack. Based on stuff like Schindler’s List
Assassin’s Creed: Kingdom
You are a Knight of the Round Table, working for King Arthur (in AC, King Arthur should be real, but people think he is fake because of legends and exaggeration and Templars covered it up) as an assassin during Medieval times. The templars and their evil king work to oppress the commoners and gain more of England’s land. You have an assassin’s hood and cloak made of chain mail, and full metal plate armor like knights wear, or Robin Hood type clothes with a low pointed hat and feather. Horses can be ridden in the game and yours has chain mail. Many main quests include castle defense and castle invading. The ultimate goal is to gain more land for your benevolent kingdom, while fending off Templars, saracens, vikings, and huns. Weapons include the hidden broadsword, a huge sword which can retract into your metal armor, cavalry lances,longbows, crossbows, poleaxes, falchion, throwing burning tar jar, war hammer, boar spear, scimitar, throwing axe, cannon, trebuchet, maces, claymore. Eagles can be used to see over enemy castles and leaps of faiths would be from castle towers or cliffs. Side quests include jousting, killing Templars, retrieving stolen goods, saving people from witch trials, and protecting the common folk. When battling Templars, you can jump horse to horse by assassinating them. You can also be captured by the Templars and be put in the dungeons. Poison king’s goblets is another way to assassinate. Trumpeting sounds and the braveheart score. Based on Monty Python stuff, Braveheart, and typical knights in shining armor movies
Assassin’s Creed: Legion
Weapons include gladius, spatha, pilum, bow, slings, hidden pugio, javelin, crossbow, falx, dolabra, dart, onager, scissor, falcata. You are a gladiator, but you are bought out of slavery when an assassin spectator saw you face a bigger enemy through skill and stealth. You join the brotherhood and free the slaves of the Coliseum, freeing your mates. Then you become an Assassin Legionnaire to aid the republic. You have to face Hannibal and a bunch of elephants from the South. You can also assassinate Commodus. Gladiator soundtrack and elephant trumpeting. You wear the Russell Crowe Gladiator fit, or a Legionnaire’s armor. Based on Gladiator
Assassin’s Creed: Martial Arts
Literally just Enter the Dragon: The Game
Assassin’s Creed: Noir
You are an old weary assassin during the Roaring Twenties/Great Depression in NYC and Harlem. The main timeline (1920s-30s) is completely black and white like a noir film. In the past, you used to be a fun naive and stubborn young assassin. On one of your missions, you failed and accidentally revealed the location of your Brotherhood’s base to the Templars, leading to their deaths. Now, you live a solitary life drowned in alcohol and cigars and navigating the world of sex and crime. You decide to take one last mission from a sexy flapper lady for money. You have to use your parkour skills to find evidence and your detective skills to solve the murder of the flapper’s husband. You quickly link this to the mafia. You target many mafia members and corrupt Templar politicians. In the end, the flapper turned out to be a Templar and betrays you. You walk into a dining hall and twenty mobsters come out of the curtains and you get ambushed. A Scarface type battle ensues, but you are eventually put down by a shotgunner. In the present day, you get out of the Animus and realize that the Templar that killed you was one of the founders of Abstergo. You notice his picture in the hall and realize that Abstergo is Templar. You escape the building and assassinate everyone in your path, until you escape by the rooftops. You wear long trench coats and bowler hats, or long coat tail tuxedos with the assassin’s creed symbol as the collar, and drive cars. In NYC, you can climb up brownstone buildings and fire escapes, as well as skyscrapers and construction sites and steel beams. Weapons include the tommy gun, revolver, a cane sword, molotov cocktail, hidden ice pick and grappling hook, baseball bat, mp38 uzi, and brass knuckles. You can jump on top of cars and assassinate drivers, or get close to them in casinos. Imagine inviting a mob boss to dinner, going into the near empty bar, shaking his hand, activating the hidden ice pick, and then putting your hand on his neck and stabbing him cleanly, with no one noticing, and leading him to the alleyway, hiding the body in a pile of trash, and mission complete comes up on screen. It would have a godfather feel and jazz music. You can also visit Chicago, Al Capone, and the Valentine’s Day Massacre. Based on noir films like Scarface, Public Enemy, and Maltese Falcon.
Assassin’s Creed: Nomad
You are a hunnic Assassin during the Nomadic barbarian rule of Mongolia. Genghis Khan. Assassinate Gegeen Khan. Set up nomadic camps. War chants music. Recurve bows and horseback shooting. Genghis Khan and Kublai Khan appear and Attila and Marco Polo.
Assassin’s Creed: Red Star
You are an assassin in Communist Russia. It turns out that after the october revolution, the templars took over and made a communist regime, equally as evil and corrupt as the last one. You have to assassinate templars while staying under the radar of the government. Stealth is extremely important. Being spotted is nearly always fatal. Weapons include sickles, hammers, rifles, AK-47, and the hidden blade. Anthem march music and Atomic Blonde score. You wear a thick, furred Army coat and a Russian ushanka. You are a double spy in the Cold War. Templars try to cause nuclear tension and start the Cuban Missile Crisis. You also go to Dallas to see JFK. Based on Cold War propaganda films like The Hunt for Red October, James Bond films, and also Atomic Blonde. Parkour the frickin berlin wall
Assassin’s Creed: Regime
You are an Assassin in NK. You are the last assassin in North Korea after the Korean War. The reason the assassins are still alive is because of extreme secrecy and it is passed down father to son ever since the Korean War left North Korean assassins isolated from the rest of the world. Your grandfather assassinated Kim Il-Sung, and your father assassinated Kim Il-Jong, but the public never found out. It is your turn to assassinate Kim Jong-Un and hopefully dismantle the government for good and reunite with South Korea. You do this by hijacking the tvs and radios, making the assassination public. Then you must escape the palace, take a village of North Koreans, assassinate the border guards, and cross over through the demilitarized zone to South Korea. You have to assassinate templars while staying under the radar of the government. Stealth is extremely important. Being spotted is nearly always fatal. Weapons include the hidden blade, throwing stars, spear, two section staff, fan, etc. Propaganda sounds and kpop deadass jk. The game is played over all three generations. You wear an old Korean assassin cloak along with a red scarf. Quests include smuggling North Koreans out of the country, destroying cameras, getting food, raiding plutonium factories, assassinating government, and killing the Great Leaders.
Assassin’s Creed: Shogun/Samurai
You are a Japanese samurai assassin during Feudal/Empirical Japan. Weapons include katana, shuriken, hidden kunai and chain, etc. Traditional japanese music. You wear long bamboo armor, ninja robes, and pointed shogun or kendo helm. Your master is cut down by Templars, making you a Ronin. Assassinate Emperor. Based on movies like the Last Samurai
Assassin’s Creed: Slasher
Assassin’s Creed in the slasher film genre. Take place 1960-1990 in suburban towns. The assassin has to find the monster after discovering its victims (plays a similar role as the policeman in most slasher flicks). Assassinate the killer before the last victim. Weapons include standard slasher weapons like Jason’s machete, Freddy’s glove, a butcher knife, chainsaw, noose, etc
Assassin’s Creed: Sparta
You are a Spartan Assassin. You meet many philosophers, kings, and heroes. You travel to Athens, Sparta, and Crete, where an evil king rules. You are captured in an attempted assassination, and forced to do 12 great deeds for the king, leading to you hunting many animals and heroes. Your last deed is to slay the Minotaur in the Labyrinth. When you come out of servitude, you join the Siege of Troy. You hide in the Trojan Horse, pillaging Troy overnight. However, when you come back, you find your family murdered by the king. You assassinate the king, and then you must escape out of the labyrinth as the guards are on your tail, using a ball of string. Weapons include the kopis, doru, xiphos, javelins, bows, labrys, slings, ballista, greek fire, hidden xiphos, cestus gloves, harpe. Naval combat is included, such as ramming, boarding, and ballista-ing. Panpipes, lyres, and other stuff. You wear common bronze hoplite armor with a long leather skirt and a Greek plumed helmet. You can also participate in the olympic games. Based on movies like Troy and 300.
Assassin’s Creed: Underworld
You are John Wick, who is an assassin, but also an Assassin. John Wick turns out to be in the Assassin’s Creed universe. The criminal underworld is littered with rogue assassins and templars. The high table are templars for example. The only safe ground between them is the Continental. This is going to be basically the modern story of Assassin’s Creed. Abstergo is the founder of the high table. You have to assassinate Abstergo in order to stop the high table in the coming war, all while you are hunted down with billions of dollars on your head by other rogue Assassins. Your doggie is a playable character ha.
Assassin’s Creed: Union
You are a slave of the South during the start of the Civil War. Templars are confederates, who want to use easy labor to construct their new world order, while Assassins are Union and fight for freedom. One day, a band of Union assassins take over your masters land and free you. You decide to join the Assassins in order to free more slaves from the Deep South. You follow Abraham Lincoln and William Sherman and Ulysses Grant across the battlefields, including naval warfare. Weapons include musket, hidden bayonet, saber, artillery gatling gun, cutlass, cleaver, club, and pistol sword. Battle march/slave songs music. You wear a blue assassins creed Union uniform or a top hat and defeat red templars. You can fight off draft riots in NY (like in Gangs of New York) and free slaves from plantations (like in Django Unchained) and march to the sea. You fail to stop a templar, John Wilkes Booth, from killing Lincoln. Quests include fighting battles, fighting naval battles, getting supplies, freeing slaves, saving Lincoln, fighting off the draft riots, saving people from lynching, and send a message. Based on “Gangs of New York” and Django Unchained.
Assassin’s Creed: Vietcong
Fight against Vietcong Templars, liberate prisoners of war, rambo stuff. Based on vietnam war movies.
Assassin’s Creed: Vikings
You are a Norse assassin aboard a Viking longship. You must protect your village from invaders. You also travel to Iceland, Greenland, and Vinland (Newfoundland). In Vinland, you have to defend against Native Americans. Naval combat is included. Side quests include finding lost runestones, raiding a rival camp, and finding new land. Weapons include axe, claymore, hammer, spear, etc. Traditional Norse music and battle horns. Based on the relevant side of Thor movies
Assassin’s Creed: Wasteland
You are a Mad Max type road warrior Assassin after a nuclear apocalypse destroys society, making the Earth a gang riddled wasteland of oil and sand. While on the road looking to scrap by, a gang called the Templars tails you and pushes you off the road. They kill your dog and when they are about to kill you, you're hidden blade pops out and stabs them, making them run away. You chase them on the road for revenge for your dog. You get captured when you find the Capital were the rest of the templars live under the rule of the grandmaster. You escape, but take a piece of eden unknowingly. A whole war party chases you down the road. You have to jump from car to car. Eventually you take over the War Rig, with the grandmaster inside. You assassinate him and blow up the rest of the war party. Then you drive back to the capital and free the impoverished and radiation sick. Weapons include the hidden chrome blade, the double necked flamethrower guitar, sawn off double barrel shotgun, handgun, boom spear, hook and chain, chainsaw, hidden dart gun, wrench, harpoon, and dagger. You wear a torn and tattered black leather coat. Doof warrior and junkie xl music. Quests include scavenging, finding allies, killing Templars. You can jump vehicle to vehicle, doing assassinations this way too. You can climb big big rocks, small small sand dunes, the capital, big monster trucks, etc. Based on Mad Max, Twilight Zone, I Am Legend, etc.
Assassin’s Creed: Wild West
You are a Clint Eastwood-looking assassin who shimmered into the Wild Western boomtown by horse during the time of Expansionism and California Gold Rush. The templars own most of the towns in the area in order to access more oil and gold. You have to defeat corrupt sheriffs, robbers, hostile Natives, outlaws, drunk cowboys, greedy industrialists, and Gold Rush robber barons. You help the oppressed town people. You can fight in duels and saloon fights. You can travel across the West by horse or train, including prospecting during the Gold Rush. You can fire rifles at approaching riders from the rooftops. Side quests include sharpshooting mini games, accompanying a family traveling by wagon, substituting for a man to duel, eavesdropping on corrupt sheriffs, saving people from hanging, finding stolen gold for prospectors. You can also perform a roof assassination, where you use eagle vision to see through a roof, you jump up over the target, break through the wooden roof, and assassinate him. Weapons include a deck of cards to get the enemy’s attention, hidden blades, bowie knives, wrist revolvers (pistol whipping, shooting, and butting), hatchet, bow, lasso, musket, caltrops, sand grenade, and dynamite stick. Your outfit is a Mexican hooded poncho and a pointed down cowboy hat, with coats and leather armor. Western (Dollars, High Plains Drifter, Django) soundtrack. You can meet Jesse James, rob banks with your own gang, meet Billy the Kid. Based on spaghetti westerns like Eastwood films, Django Unchained, The Magnificent Seven. Templars are also interested in the Gold Rush because they believe a piece of Eden to be hidden in California.
Assassin’s Creed: Fourth Wall
You play as an assassin that breaks the 4th wall and holds ubisoft hq hostage until they make all of the games on this list
WW1 Assassin and Templar
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Jiang Qing, Triads, Legation Cities and Realism

JUST TO BE CLEAR: I AM REPOSTING MY OWN POST. I feel like this title more adequately addresses my propositions.
WALL OF TEXT INCOMING.
I would love it if people, especially the devs, read this post and at the very least, considered it. Constructive criticism is more than welcome. To be honest, I don't know that much about Chinese history and KR lore for this to be the most realistic. These are just ideas that came to me one day. I don't even have the game, I follow it on Youtube and here on Reddit. I am just really passionate for this mod and wholeheartedly support its devs in the evolution of what is arguably the best mod for HOI4.
Anyway, without further ado, I think the Legation Cities COULD (not should) be revamped in this way;
The Legation Cities’ full name is the Union of Legation Cities, and they are often referred to externally as the Legation Cities but internally as the Union. The Legation Council will be renamed to the Board of Go
First, the political parties: Parties Totalist, Syndicalist, RadSoc: ZQZH SocDem, SocLib: CEM MarLib, SocCon: Int'l Mandate (Moderates), led by Cecil Clementi AuthDem, PatAut: Int'l Mandate (Centralists), led by Commissioner Errol NatPop: XZD
CEM: China Emancipation Movement ZQZH: All-China Federation of Trade Unions XZD: Revive China Party (Revivalists)
Commanders Josslyn Errol (Field Marshal) Tobias Ehrler (General)
National Spirits
The effects of Economic Meltdown and Recruitment Crisis will be changed so Economic Meltdown: -10% production efficiency cap, +15% consumer goods factories, -20% factory output, -5% national unity Recruitment Crisis: -3% recruitable population factor, -10% division recovery rate (not halved), -0.2% recruitable population
To further debuff the Cities, these national spirits will also be present:
Pervasive Trade Unions: The industrial and commercial nature of the Cities mean that the ZQZH or All-China Federation of Trade Unions has established itself in almost every workplace, save for the civil service and government. Like the FAUD, they have not been radicalised as of yet, but we have reason to suspect that they may have links to other syndicalist organisations. -10% production efficiency cap, +15% consumer goods factories, -20% factory output, -5% national unity
The XZD and the Guominjun: Many Chinese see the Legation Cities as a leech, sucking the lifeblood from China, and an epitome of Western imperialism and colonialism. As a result, many have turned to the far-right XZD, or Revive China Party in order to express their nationalistic anger. This in turn has caused the XZD to form a paramilitary organisation called the Guominjun (Nationalist Army), named after the army which operated in Northern China in the Warlord Era, and was destroyed in the German Intervention. So far, they have limited their actions to mere demonstrations but may soon engage in street brawls with whoever they deem to be an enemy of the Chinese people. -3% recruitable population factor, -0.2% recruitable population, -5% national unity, -0.25% daily political power gain
The CEM: Those Chinese nationalists who also support liberal democracy flock instead to the CEM (China Emancipation Movement). They have gained a substantial presence in the Legislative Assembly of the Union, to the point where they have veto power and can call upon a significant following to rally in the streets. Their influence is not limited to the populace, as large sections of the civil service, especially the lower echelons, employ ethnic Chinese who dearly wish for a brighter future for their homeland. -0.25% daily political power gain, +0.25% daily political power cost, +25% cost to political actions, -5% national unity
Rampant Organised Crime: The nature of the Cities means that trade with the rest of China flows through our ports. This means that we are rich, and enjoy protection from the world powers. However, an unfortunate side effect is that several triads have sprung up and cause a lot of trouble due to their criminal activities. We need to find a solution: either we co-operate with these triads or we crush them. Triad related events will occur from time to time. -5% national unity, +5% consumer goods, -5% division organisation recovery rate
Underpaid Civil Service: The economic downturn occurring around the world means that we have been running a deficit for quite some time now. While it is not a bad thing to run a deficit at times, we are in such a bad state of debt and decay that we can no longer afford to properly pay and staff both the civil services that keep the Union running and the constabularies which maintain order and monitor criminal activities. -3% recruitable population factor, -10% division recovery rate (not halved), -0.2% recruitable population, -20% division organisation recovery rate
Jiang Qing: The famous actress burst onto the international stage in 1935, with her debut film, Journey to the West, where she stars as Kuanyin, the bodhisattva tasked with guiding Xuanzand and Sun Wukong on their pilgrimage. Since then, she has become entangled in political life as well, after meeting Cecil Clementi, who became her godfather. People eagerly flock to see her movies, as she has truly earned herself a spot on the world stage. Not only that, her philanthropic deeds and love for the common man have made her the Idol of Shanghai. +5% national unity, +0.2% political power gain
Political Crisis: The worsening global economic trend has had a lethargic and worrisome impact on our economy. The peoples faith in the Mandate is failing, and even as internal squabbles threaten to tear us apart, outside forces seek to end it entirely. -0.25% daily political power gain, +0.25% daily political power cost, +25% cost to political actions, -5% national unity
The Focus Tree
The Struggle for Shanghai doesn't seem like something you can just take, so it should be a focus available only after a major event, such as Black Monday.
It would be a 180 day focus (too long?) where several events fire on a regular basis. Such events would be:
Strike in [insert city here] The ZQZH has called a strike in [insert city here]. Workers from various occupations are demanding an 8 hour workday, a minimum wage and expanded rights. What shall we do? -Give in to the workers' demands: + syndicalist popularity -Crackdown on the strike: +centralist pop -Offer them some empty promises: +moderate pop -Ask for third party negotiator: minus political power (e.g. if you don't want to increase popularity of syndicalists but wait for a event that increases NatPop popularity)
Democratic rally in [insert city here] The CEM has called a rally in [insert city here]. Activists from various occupations are demanding expanded rights for Chinese citizens, welfare reforms and public works. What shall we do? -Pass pro-Chinese reforms: +democratic pop -Disperse the activists: +centralist pop -Give them limited reform: +moderate pop -Third party negotiator: minus pp
The Guominjun brawls in [insert city here]! The XZD has mobilised its paramilitary, the Guominjun, and brawled with trade unionists, CEM activists and constabularies! -Let them quarrel: +NatPop pop -Clear the area!: +moderate pop -Mobilise the constabularies! +centralist pop -We really can't do anything: minus pp
Events that only fire once:
Hergé - Tintin and the Blue Lotus: The Flemish cartoonist Hergé has released a new comic book, depicting a Flemish journalist's adventures in the Cities. Among his adventures, the journalist fights a Japanese affiliated triad and busts an opium smuggling scheme. How should we respond? Endorse the comic: plus pp Slander it on behalf of our triad friends: minus pp, minus 5% consumer goods factories for 30 days
No, Jiang Qing will NOT be a head of a triad but for all you thirsty players out there she CAN have a cameo. However, she COULD also come to power in the Night of the Monkey's Head, details below.
Jiang Qing - The Dragon of Shanghai: (after the Blue Lotus event) The famous actress Jiang Qing is the star of this film, which has just premiered in cinemas across the world. In it, her character, a young peasant girl who becomes entangled in the high life of Shanghai, makes some implicitly pro-triad remarks, especially since her lover is a triad head suspiciously similar to Du Yueh Seng. However he is eventually betrayed by the young girl who murders him when she discovers the true, grisly extent of his crimes. The film has proved quite unpopular with the triads who are asking us to shut screenings of the film down. We will continue to screen the film: plus pp, minus nat unity We will show respect to our friends: minus pp, minus 5% consumer goods factories for 30 days
Cecil Clementi adopts Jiang Qing! Recently, Jiang Qing was officially adopted by Cecil Clementi, assuming the name Lady Clementi. While she will still figure prominently in acting spheres, she has also assumed a lot more political power. This is sure to drive a new wedge between Clementi and Errol, as the latter is rumored to be a secret admirer of Jiang's. Furthermore, her recent movie, The Dragon of Shanghai, was quite controversial among the triads and may place further obstacles between the government and the triads. -Whoopee!: Replace Jiang Qing NS with Lady Clementi: +5% national unity, +0.2 pp gain, -0.2 daily pp cost
The options that increase syndicalist, democratic and nationalist popularity would fire around 4 times and give 15% popularity whereas moderate and centralist give 5% popularity.
After the Struggle the choice between self-government and the status quo is made. If self-government is chosen then the player can choose the socialist, democratic or NatPop paths; this bit is pretty straightforward as the party with the highest popularity locks you into its corresponding paths. The self-government focus will instantly get rid of the Recruitment Crisis spirit, and once a path is chosen the Pervasive Trade Union, The XZD and Guominjun and The CEM national spirits will be removed. If the status quo is maintained then the player will encounter another event, leading to either moderate or centralist paths. Once either the self-government or status quo focuses are chosen, the player will take a hit in pp, but the Pervasive Trade Union, The XZD and Guominjun and The CEM national spirits will be removed.
Socialist path- The Jiangnan Strike: A strike at the Jiangnan Shipyard escalated out of control after the managers refused to accept some of the strikers’ demands. The ZQZH then responded by calling a general strike for Shanghai, but when Commissioner Errol threatened to mobilise the Cities’ constabularies, trade unions all over the Cities broke out in full revolt! The strikers were originally unco-ordinated, but soon organised themselves and stormed the -We will empower the Chinese proletariat!: syndicalists take over
Democratic path- Article 23: Recently, pro-CEM legislators came forward to propose an amendment to the Constitution of the Mandate. Article 23, as the amendment was called, would introduce several sweeping pro-CEM policies, effectively ending the Mandate and turning the Cities into a union under a Republic. The CEM, led by the Chief Executive of Hong Kong, has rallied outside the Legislative Quarters of each city, demanding the Board of Governors pass the Article. At noon, Clementi signed the Article, making it law and effectively restructuring the Cities into a Republic. -The Article will bring freedom to China: CEM takes over
NatPop path- Battle of Cable Street: In the early hours of the morning, several divisions of the Guominjun assembled in the newly built Nelson Square, not far from the Shanghai Headquarters of the International Mandate. They began marching along the newly constructed Cable Street, until they were stopped at the Kaiser Wilhelm Plaza by the city's constabularies. When the Guominjun overturned a tramcar and two trucks, the constabularies engaged them in battle. However they did not account for the native Chinese who flocked to the battle in droves, and soon they were overcome, and the path to the Headquarters was wide open. -Now we can restore China to greatness!: nationalists take over
If status quo then this event will occur:
The Night of the Monkey's Head: In the weeks after the so-called Struggle for Shanghai, the Cities continued on their downward spiral into chaos and anarchy. Citing the ever worsening conditions, Commissioner Commissioner Errol declared Cecil Clementi unfit to govern and ordered him to step down. At 6:00 in the evening, constabularies entered the Headquarters and had a tense standoff with Clementi’s personal bodyguard. The tension was broken as a constabulary fired at Clementi, injuring him and starting a battle that soon engulfed the Cities as constabularies loyal to either sides battled it out in the streets. -Clementi dies and Commissioner Errol assumes power: centralists take over -Clementi survives and arrests Commissioner Errol: moderates remain -Clementi dies but Madame Clementi and the Board arrest Errol: moderates remain, hit to pp
And voila, we have a plausible(?) way that Jiang comes to power, although may I justify it by saying: A- she isn't a triad head; she’s just a high profile actor who, due to her proximity to Clementi, had the chance to get engaged in political intrigue. Besides, she got entangled with Communism OTL anyway. This path of her becoming a politician through her links as a famous actor is a lot more plausible than her becoming the head of a triad. B- real power will mostly lie with the Board of Governors, which will be the Head of Government.
After the Struggle for Shanghai, the focus tree splits in two: one branch deals with Government and the other concerns the Triads. Government: The Government branch splits into Self-Government and Status Quo. Depending which path you chose, you'd be locked into its respective branch. The options for Self Government are:
Socialism Triumphant: This unlocks several options, such as the decision to join either the Third or Fourth (if it exists) Internationale, and whether to go Totalist, Syndicalist or Radical Socialist.
China Emancipated: Pretty straightforward, but after this the CEM reforms into the KMT and the MarLib and SocCon parties also become part of the CEM. Options to join the Fengtian Government or form ROC.
China Resurgent: After this, the AuthDem and PatAut parties become part of the XZD and there is a decision to be made on whether to revive the Ming Dynasty under Zhu Rongji (AuthDem if constitutional, PatAut for absolutist) or create the Pan-Chinese State, or (as I have heard, not entirely sure, don't quote me on this) since the Shangqing Tianguo is going to be axed from the rework there should be an option to invite the Ikuantao into government.
There is also a tree that has focuses which boost their popularity in other Chinese cliques and gives the player focuses to attack them or use covert actions.
However embracing self government would trigger an event for all countries which have non-aggression pacts and guarantees with them (except Japan).
The Cities break free of the Mandate!: -We must restore the Mandate! To war!: DoW, plus pp -Place sanctions on them: remove non-aggression pact and guarantee, plus pp -There's nothing we can do: minus pp -Ask the Chinese and Japanese to intervene: see below
If the last option is selected then whoever neighbours the Cities (to begin with, according to the upcoming China rework, the League of Eight Provinces, AOG, Qing) and Japan get this modified version of the event:
We are asked to intervene to restore the Mandate!: -We must restore the Mandate! To war!: DoW, plus pp -There's nothing we can do: minus pp
At the end, whoever annexes the state of Shanghai gets this event: The Fate of the Union: -Restore the Mandate: restores independent Cities with AuthDem in control -Restore the Mandate... under our control: puppets Legation Cities, triggers intervention event, HUGE hit to pp
If not all of the cities are owned by the same country then these options are available: -Restore the Mandate... under our control: puppets and demands Legation Cities, triggers intervention event, HUGE hit to pp -Annex the cities: demands the other cities if they are not all owned by the same country, triggers intervention event, HUGE hit to pp -Partition the cities: keeps as is, triggers intervention event, HUGE hit to pp
If the rest of the Cities are demanded, then everybody else who owns a core will be forced to give it to the puppet or new controller or risk war.
The second intervention event triggers if the above options are chosen and appears to every country that originally had a non-aggression pact and guarantee with the Cities:
The Mandate is not restored!: -We must restore the Mandate! To war!: DoW, plus pp -There's nothing we can do: minus pp
After this the Mandate will be restored and the Cities will be status quo ante bellum but are locked into AuthDem; the previous prerequisite focuses will be bypassed and the Cities locked into the Centralist path.
The options for Status Quo are:
Moderate: Reform the Mandate: Madame Clementi - Pass pro-Chinese reforms and appease the CEM, (turning the SocDem and SocLib parties into the Int'l Mandate) and eventually integrating them into the Mandate. Also, Madame Clementi will reform the political system.
The Mandate Prevails: Cecil Clementi - use same tree as its namesake from the base KR.
Centralist: Commissioner Errol could use his power to merely stabilise the Cities at first, suspending the Council.
Commissioner Errol dissolves the Council: -Tobias Ehrler launches a coup and stops Errol: stay AuthDem -Errol dissolves the Council: go PatAut
Centralised Mandate: Ehrler’s Coup. The more moderate centralist path, stay AuthDem
The Commissioner Takes Control: uses its namesake focus tree. But with a choice: the NatPop party turns into the Int’l Mandate, giving options between Traditional Autocracy (PatAut) and Radical Autocracy (NatPop).
The Status Quo would have an option to invade the League of Eight Provinces and AOG in the event that they collapse or form the Republic. The Legation Cities could then become the League of Chinese Autonomies (resembling the current AOG) and then, under an enterprising player, go on to conquer all of China through an extension of the focus tree that gives claims on the various cliques.
Note on National Spirits: the Political Crisis NS will be removed by taking the Self-Government or Status Quo focuses, but the CEM, Pervasive Trade Unions and the XZD and Guominjun will only be removed once you have taken one of the focuses that come after it. For example, taking the China Emancipated focus will remove those three.
Triad events These events just fire anytime at random and aren't resolved until you finish the triad branch of the tree.
Triad warfare engulfs [insert city here]!: Recently, a fight has broken out between major triads, leading to robberies, killings and intrigue all over the cities. Shops and businesses have shut down and the Cities' citizens are trying to keep their heads down. -Clamp down on the triads!: +pp, minus manpower -Let them fight!: minus pp, plus 5% consumer goods factories for 30 days
Opium shipment seized!: Recently, a lucrative shipment of opium was seized at a customs office, no doubt headed for opium dens across China or the world. The smugglers are offering us a small payment to let the shipment through, and to keep the incident silent. -Accept the bribe: minus pp, minus 5% consumer goods factories for 30 days -Seize the shipment and arrest them!: plus pp
Arms smugglers arrested!: Recently, a lucrative shipment of arms and munitions was seized at a customs office, no doubt headed for wars across China or the world. The smugglers are offering us a small payment to let the shipment through, and to keep the incident silent. -Release them... for a fee: minus pp -Seize the shipment and arrest them!: plus pp, plus small amt of inf equipment
Money laundering operation uncovered!: Recently, a money laundering operation involving several casinos, banks, money exchange offices and dummy corporations was uncovered during a raid conducted by constabularies. The scandal has rocked the Cities, as many wealthy aristocrats and senior officials in the civil service are shipping their money elsewhere. The triads and those involved are offering us a small payment to let the operations resume. -Let them be... for a price: minus pp, plus national unity -Shut it down and arrest those involved!: plus pp
The Triad branch would split into two branches: co-operation vs crushing the triads, and you gain a corresponding national spirit. The co-operation branch would split between the three Triad trees that are currently in the game (Du for arms smuggling and Jinrong for money laundering or whatever) but Jiang Qing is replaced by Zhang Xiaolin, who was historically, one of the Three Bosses of Shanghai, and a much more realistic boss than Jiang Qing of all bloody people do you really want Madame Mao running an opium smuggling operation SHE WAS HATED FOR RUNNING THE GANG OF FOUR AND CLINGING TO POWER AFTER MAO’S DEATH IN OTL!. ahem But of course, she will still have an appearance as an actress with a movie.
Once you complete a triad co-operation branch its related event will not fire. For example, co-operating with opium kingpin Xiaolin will cause the opium event to stop firing but the others will keep firing since you did not choose to co-operate with them. If you co-operate with a triad instead of getting the regular triad warfare event you will get these:
Triad requests help in their operations: Our deal with the triads is a mutual one; we benefit from the profits and in return we turn a blind eye to some of their more unsavoury deeds. However, they have run into some problems in a recent operation and have asked us for assistance. -We will help out our friends: plus pp, minus 5% consumer goods factories for 30 days -They'll have to go it alone: minus pp
Triad requests aid in feud: The triads operating in our Cities have a bad habit of feuding, although since we signed our deal we have had one less triad to worry about. However, they have gotten entangled in a rather nasty feud, so it falls to us to pick up the pieces. -We will help out our friends: plus pp, minus manpower -They'll have to go it alone: minus pp
Triad offers manpower: We have been having a shortage of manpower and the constabularies are begging for help in their operations. As per our deal with the triad, they can be obliged to offer some of their 49'ers and Blue Lanterns to aid us. -We accept with gratitude: minus pp, plus manpower -We are fine, thanks: plus pp
Triad offers surplus profits: We have been running a deficit as of late and the civil service is begging for help with administration. As per our deal with the triad, they can be obliged to offer some of their surplus profits to aid us. -We accept with gratitude: minus pp, minus 5% consumer goods factories for 30 days -We are fine, thanks: plus pp
The triad isn't behaving: We have received worrying reports that members of the triad we have made a deal with have raided a government owned institution. This places an uncomfortable dilemna before us; who do we side with? -Rein the triad in: minus pp, minus manpower -Tell those affected that it is their tough luck: minus pp, minus 0.2 pp gain for 30 days
Alternatively you could spend lots of consumer goods factories, manpower and build a lot more divisions to crush the triads once and for all and stop all events firing permanently.
There will be a dedicated economic branch of the tree, not requiring the Struggle for Shanghai focus but also only available after Black Monday. For a placeholder, you could use the Social Democratic and Social Conservative economy trees from Austria, (the brances beginning with Public Welfare Reforms and National Austerity Council), although altered so:
Subsidies for Farmers: -> Subsidies for Factories Compromise with the SDAP: -> Introduce co-operatives Naturfreunde -> Devolve Power to Municipal Authorities National -> Union-wide
Upon completing either branch they will merge into one focus which lets the player get rid of the Underpaid Civil Service national spirit. Only after getting rid of this NS can you complete the end of the branches (e.g. complete Economic Boom or Reforged Economy which will replace the Economic Meltdown NS).
The military tree will have two branches: Internal Security This branch splits into: Expanding the Police Force (only if you crushed the triads) and Incorporate the Triads (only if you co-operated with them).
An Army of Our Own Gives different options for doctrine and armament research bonuses, can choose to either get a socialist, democratic army of expand the Guominjun or have League army resembling that of Mittelafrika or AOG: European officer corps, Chinese soldiers.
I also reckon that Black Monday would hit the Cities really hard, giving it a National Spirit that cripples them and is only removable through the economy focuses.
For those wondering what the League of Eight Provinces are, check the forum for news on the upcoming China rework.
Note: WOW this got a lot longer and more complicated than it first was. Lots of editing.
Thanks to all of those who stuck there and read to the end.
Also, I propose that the Princely Federation should be renamed to Azad Hind (Free India) just cus I feel like it is more appropriate than Princely Federation, and it also makes it clear that this is an Indian Nation, not a random generic name.
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A lady is bargaining for a honeymoon package abroad..

Says the agent: "Check it out maam. 3 nights and 4 days in a cruise to Bahamas, all night party and casino environment with free booze. Just $2000 per couple. Hell of a deal."
The lady: "Umm. Nice one. But do you have anything cheaper?"
The agent: "Sure maam. 4 nights and 5 days in Australia. Sea surfing, para gliding, 5 star hotel stay and kangaroo ride as well. Just $1500 per couple. Hell of a deal."
The lady: "Wow. But still.. do have anything cheaper?"
The agent: "What about a 10 nights and 11 days in Europe, with dinner at Paris and breakfast in Vienna and lunch at London? Chauffeur driven limo, and stay in a castle in Austria. Its for free, with only one condition"
The lady: "Jesus Christ. This is the deal I wanted. Tell me the condition, right away!"
The agent: "The husband would be provided by us."
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A lady is negotiating a honeymoon package...

Says the agent: "Check it out maam. 3 nights and 4 days in a cruise to Bahamas, all night party and casino environment with free booze. Just $2000 per couple. Hell of a deal."
The lady: "Umm. Nice one. But do you have anything cheaper?"
The agent: "Sure maam. 4 nights and 5 days in Australia. Sea surfing, para gliding, 5 star hotel stay and kangaroo ride as well. Just $1500 per couple. Hell of a deal."
The lady: "Wow. But still.. do have anything cheaper?"
The agent: "What about a 10 nights and 11 days in Europe, with dinner at Paris and breakfast in Vienna and lunch at London? Chauffeur driven limo, and stay in a castle in Austria. Its for free, with only one condition"
The lady: "Jesus Christ. This is the deal I wanted. Tell me the condition, right away!"
The agent: "The husband would be provided by us."
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